Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Maggie May. . . but Penny Did

So it seems Rod Stewart is to be a father. Again. At sixty.

For fuck’s sake, can’t we force this ageing Lothario to the vets and have him fixed once and for all? Stop breeding, you scabrous embarrassment! You’re in your sixties - have some self-respect. Oh, and blonde, leggy models of the world: stop spreading yourself for this ageing self-parody, will you? Please? OK, he’s rich, but Jesus – think of the cost! I’ll tell you what the world doesn’t need right now: another celebrity pregnancy yielding yet another spoilt rock star child. So please, women, do your bit for humanity – next time this grunting has-been pops a Viagra and starts humping your leg, smack him round the head with one of his gold discs.

And the same goes for that old cunt Jagger too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rod Stewart once famously asked 'Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. It would appear that some women still think he is.

What's wrong with being a Dad at 60 anyhow? And you have to admit Maggie May is a fantastic song. Or something.

Citizen Sane said...

Hmmm. Don't care about someone being a dad at 60, I just don't like Rod Stewart. He is a twat. What happened to the good old days of rock stars dying young?