Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Maggie May. . . but Penny Did

So it seems Rod Stewart is to be a father. Again. At sixty.

For fuck’s sake, can’t we force this ageing Lothario to the vets and have him fixed once and for all? Stop breeding, you scabrous embarrassment! You’re in your sixties - have some self-respect. Oh, and blonde, leggy models of the world: stop spreading yourself for this ageing self-parody, will you? Please? OK, he’s rich, but Jesus – think of the cost! I’ll tell you what the world doesn’t need right now: another celebrity pregnancy yielding yet another spoilt rock star child. So please, women, do your bit for humanity – next time this grunting has-been pops a Viagra and starts humping your leg, smack him round the head with one of his gold discs.

And the same goes for that old cunt Jagger too.


Anonymous said...

Rod Stewart once famously asked 'Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?'. It would appear that some women still think he is.

What's wrong with being a Dad at 60 anyhow? And you have to admit Maggie May is a fantastic song. Or something.

Citizen Sane said...

Hmmm. Don't care about someone being a dad at 60, I just don't like Rod Stewart. He is a twat. What happened to the good old days of rock stars dying young?