Bumbling deputy prime minister John Prescott has decided to relinquish one of the perks of his job. After initially insisting he would stay, he has, after the controversy it provoked, announced he will leave Dorneywood, his official country home in Buckinghamshire. So where will he go now?
Well, judging by the picture The Guardian have used, he's off to a galaxy far, far away to master the dark side of the Force.
Daft Prescott, anyone?